‘Johnny Loads of Land returns to being Johnny Lackland!’.

‘Johnny Loads of Land returns to being Johnny Lackland!’.

‘You know Johnny you are sliding back to being:  I, John lack land’! ‘Johnny, you forgot that you have to keep faith with your original loyal band’! ‘But Johnny…. you didn’t, well, perhaps you couldn’t! So your huge inherited empire eventually turned into sand’! News of John’s appalling and foolish conduct in Normandy was music …

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‘The fruits of victory did ripen, grow soft, finally turning rotten’.

‘The fruits of victory did ripen, grow soft, finally turning rotten’.

‘The King of England, John, may be my uncle! But to me he is nothing more than an obnoxious carbuncle! My thanks to you, King Philip for granting me this, my promised inheritance of land! I acknowledge you as my rightful liege, King Philip Augustus, so high and most grand!’ So say, Arthur, Duke of …

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King John – 1200-1202 – On top of the world but the seeds of his downfall have been sown!

King John – 1200-1202 – On top of the world but the seeds of his downfall have been sown!

A good life! John before the avalanche of strife! Fortune now afforded a time of solace in the life of John, the spectre of discord, military disaster and territorial losses could not have been further from his unbalanced mind as he reclined with the divine Isabella in the royal bedchamber.  The prince who was expected …

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King John (1199-1216) Heeere’s Johnny! John Lackland becomes John ‘Loads of Land’.

King John (1199-1216) Heeere’s Johnny! John Lackland becomes John ‘Loads of Land’.

King John. 1166-1216. Richard’s decision to name John as his successor was not greeted with unanimous approval. The word on the street was: ‘Richard left everything, you mean, the entire outfit to John, his kid brother?’ The only living son of Queen Eleanor, the royal mother! ‘You got to be kidding!’  ‘There’s more than a …

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Even a Lion’s heart must one day cease to beat!

Even a Lion’s heart must one day cease to beat!

Swinging London, and how the citizenry did cheer and the church bells ring! Joyful at their king’s return, of blessed, brave Richard and his deeds, they did sing! The streets of London were adorned with banners befitting the return of a king.  Richard basked in the adulation of his subjects, but circumstances precluded a lengthy …

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Homeward bound! No! Richard it is you who are to be bound! Yes! Hand and foot

Homeward bound! No! Richard it is you who are to be bound! Yes! Hand and foot

Richard!  You thought that the Saracens of the east were your ultimate foe! No!  It is back in Europe that those whose characters are so despicably low! They capture you! Jail you!  Then demand a huge ransom to let you go! Richard’s journey away from Palestine did not mean that he was leaving his enemies …

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Richard and Saladin cut a deal. Brother John causing trouble back home

Richard and Saladin cut a deal. Brother John causing trouble back home

To many a crusader, the aim of the sojourn was Jerusalem or bust! Now with an overwhelming, unbearable sense of disgust! They saw their noble ambition turn as to dust! Richard and the crusaders were clearly distraught that their endeavour to liberate the sacred city of Zion had ended in failure.  In the first instance …

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