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Richard II – The Peasants revolt 1381 – Part One

Richard II – The Peasants revolt 1381 – Part One

The new king was a mere boy, ten years of age!

Thus his kingly talents were somewhat hard to gauge!

Richard II

Richard had been born in 1367 at Bordeaux, which was his father’s base when ravaging south-western France. Richard’s coronation on July 16th 1377 was a splendid affair which took place a month after his grandfather, Edward III had died. The city of London was adorned by multi-coloured banners, which lined the route that his procession took to the enthronement ceremony at Westminster Abbey.  Once the solemnities and festivities of the coronation were over, it was a case of business as usual. The main influence on the young king in these early years would be his uncle, John of Gaunt, the Duke of Lancaster. John of Gaunt was a powerful man, heartily loathed within and also outside of, parliament.

John of Gaunt.

But these were troubled times.

‘A heavy tax levied on  each and every peasant’

Eventually caused a mood which became most unpleasant!’

Richard ascended the throne during a time of growing discontent amongst the English people. There occurred something that would enrage the English peasantry beyond measure. Hitherto, they had been content to tend their crops and livestock, but this would change in 1381.

Peasants with their sheep.

 

In the first year of Richard’s reign, parliament had levied a poll tax which by 1381 had increased threefold, causing the peasantry no small degree of hardship.  The poll tax was introduced to pay for the hugely expensive ‘Hundred Years War’ against the French.

English troops disembarking during the Hundred Years War.

One of the instigators of the first poll tax was John of Gaunt. The problem with the poll tax was that everyone, regardless of means, paid the same rate. So poorer people paid a much higher proportion of their income than did wealthier ones. Soon people were finding ways to avoid paying the poll tax, causing government revenue to fall. Desperately short of money, this was clearly a state of affairs that parliament could not tolerate.

The King’s tax collectors find themselves being fobbed off by the people of Fobbing!

The first point of conflict occurred when tax collectors arrived at Brentwood, Essex in May 1381. Some people from nearby Fobbing were there and in response to the chief tax collector, Thomas Bampton’s demand that they pay the tax, their spokesman, one Thomas the Baker replied:

Pay?

No it’s not ok!

Can’t pay!

Won’t pay!

Not this day!

Nor any other day!

Doesn’t matter what you say!’

Bampton ordered his guards to arrest Baker, but the villagers physically resisted this move. The tax collectors beat a hasty retreat back to London and many of the villages in Essex followed the example of the people of Fobbing.

‘There ain’t no tax collectors going to get away with any more robbing!

No! We are all following the example of the stout villagers of Fobbing!’

The stage was set for a national revolt. Very swiftly, the counties of Hertfordshire, Kent, Norfolk and Suffolk rose and marched on London. Nothing like this had ever occurred before or since, and it appeared that the English feudal order was in dire danger of destruction.

 

 

Simple Simon de, you were once at one with me! But now, welcome in my presence, you will never be!

Simple Simon de, you were once at one with me! But now, welcome in my presence, you will never be!

‘The brother in-law who became the unbrotherly outlaw!’

Well, that would come later, but to begin with everything was sweetness and light. Oh! Oh!  For a happy family life! Well, that involves men, women and children! King Henry was devoted to his wife and children and could not bear to be separated from them for any significant length. They were the royal family and they represented a theatre because the eyes of all subjects were constantly upon them.

The royal family.

A contemporary poster advertising the production, ‘The royals at home.’!

Family

Henry doted on his children and showered exotic gifts upon them. The elephant which was a present from the king of France, was housed in the zoo in the Tower of London. It became a particular favourite of the princes and princesses.

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As regards women, Henry’s leading lady was the woman he married, the formidable  Eleanor of Provence in 1236. The queen was a faithful wife who had her husband’s best interests at heart at all times. As Henry had no illegitimate children,  Eleanor as Queen was clearly centre stage throughout his reign. Competition regarding the king’s affections, disallowed, period.

‘I am the Queen, so available whores please take note,  that my husband, the king is a mistress free zone!

Try your luck, sweetheart and into a foul dungeon you will be assigned until you are nothing but dry skin and bone!’

Thank God for Eleanor! The threat from the feminine quarter was averted, but what about the men? Of course boys will be boys whatever the circumstances. Well, Henry got the call and things proceeded from there.

‘Well, your majesty, you have a lovely sister!

There is a certain noble Frenchman and sire, he simply cannot resist her!’

Henry himself was to be upstaged in a most dramatic fashion by some one who did become part of the royal family. He was a man who features as no other did during the reign of Henry III. If you were to look at Henry’s long reign as a movie, ‘Henry III’, this character would undoubtedly get second billing. His name was Simon de (Monty) Montfort, a French man of noble birth, who would become Earl of Leicester.

Simon de (Monty) Montfort

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Simon de Montfort

He began his role as brother-law to the king when he married his sister, Eleanor. The marriage was bitterly opposed by Henry’s younger brother, Richard of Cornwall but he and Monty were eventually reconciled, albeit temporarily.

Eleanor of England, spouse to Simon de Montfort.

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Monty became best supporting actor to Henry but later, relegated or perhaps depending on your point of view, promoted to most unsupportive thespian to the crown.

‘Oh simple Simon, I, the king considered you a most gallant knight!

Indeed at my court I was glad to allow you a good piece of the limelight!

By my holy anointed hand I have made you, sweet Simon the Earl of Leicester, a position that many surely sought!

However with you, my dear brother-law, the most bitter conflicts of my reign would be fought!’

Monty’s views on how to rule a kingdom differed sharply with Henry’s. The king’s brother-law favoured a curtailing of royal power and a greater voice for the common people, an idea which was not calculated to rest easily with any medieval monarch. This had the unfortunate effect of creating a rather tense atmosphere during family gatherings at the royal palaces, Christmas dinner was invariably a disaster.

‘Monty’s proposals on promoting people power!

Merely had the effect of making the king glower!’

Such a radical egalitarian suggestion!

Caused a severe case of royal indigestion!’

The plum pudding may have been warm, but the mood in the Great Hall at Yuletide most certainly was not.

Another cause of discord was the fact that Henry allowed a rather large entourage of foreign favourites to reside in England. They were known as the Poitevens, a motley crew who had little interest in anything more than their own personal advancement. These people were appointed to influential positions and proceeded to make themselves thoroughly unpopular with the English. A further bone of contention was Henry’s habit of lavish expenditure, and this extravagance came to be greatly resented by the barons. In 1255, with papal encouragement, Henry embarked on a military operation to make his second son, Edmund, king of Sicily. The venture ended in an expensive, ignominious failure which served to lower the king’s stock with the barons even further. Monty in particular was incensed at Henry’s action, and he believed that it was now time to constrain royal power.

By 1258, the situation had become intolerable, and the barons, with Monty playing a leading role forced Henry to comply with an arrangement known as the Provisions of Oxford. Henry had no choice but to agree, the royal exchequer was empty and was badly in need of a grant of funds which only the barons  could provide. The Provisions of Oxford reformed the government by giving the barons more influence in the ruling of the realm, much to the chagrin of the king. The foreign favourites, the Poitevins, beloved of Henry, but roundly detested by everyone else, were to be sent packing back to France. It is thought that Queen Eleanor was quietly complicit in the banishment of the Poitevins.

‘You haughty foreign intruders, at the king’s court did you joyfully prance!

With your proud words of flattery, you led the king a merry dance.

Now without any further ado you are to be packed off to France!’

Nonetheless, Henry was somewhat aggrieved at having his royal wings clipped, and the fact that one of the leading protagonists was his brother-in-law, Monty, added insult to injury. The scene was set for armed conflict between the more radically inclined barons led by Monty, and the forces of the crown.

 

 

Henry III, a king born to rule or just anybody’s fool?

Henry III, a king born to rule or just anybody’s fool?

In March 1219, Henry’s regent, the redoubtable and resolute peerless knight, Sir William Marshall breathed his last. The eleven year old king must have felt the loss acutely.

‘Loyal to the end to the Plantagenet family most royal!

Until he left the confines of this mortal coil!

Sir William Marshall, in King Henry’s service, did relentlessly toil!’

The effigy of Sir William Marshall on his tomb in Temple Church London.

William Marshall

A real bond must have developed between the baron, a man in his seventies, and the child king . Marshall once said that he would carry the boy on his shoulders if they were deserted by allies and had to beg for their bread. No one who knew the man doubted these words. With his father dead and his mother, Isabella’s, decision to take up permanent residence in France, Marshall was the only parent Henry had had in his first two and a half years of kingship.

‘Rest in peace dearest uncle Willie!

Your thoughts and actions were always noble, never silly!

I shall never forget  you, riding high on your mighty steed and me trailing behind on my delightful little filly!’

However heavily felt the loss, the business of the governance of the kingdom had to continue uninterrupted. Unfortunately Henry’s entire reign experienced continuous disruption. Of course Henry’s kingship required adult supervision, and the administration was put into the hands of three men: Peter des Roches, Hubert de Burgh and the papal legate, Pandulf Verrachio. These ‘three wise men’ were collectively known as the ‘triumvirate’. As shrewd old Sir William predicted on his death bed, the triumvirate would soon find it difficult to agree on what should be done. One thing that everyone agreed upon was the necessity of a second coronation ceremony. The circumstances of the first coronation at Gloucester were considered profoundly unsatisfactory. The fact that the King of England was crowned with a simple gold circlet because a crown could not be found with which to place on his head, rankled with one and all. This was a national scandal that could not, and indeed must not endure. A swift remedy was required and it was found.

‘The ceremony at Gloucester Cathedral was a coronation at the back door!

Such a demeaning event shamed the entire kingdom to its very core!’

The second coronation of Henry, Westminster Abbey 1220.

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On May 17th, 1220, Henry was crowned for a second time, this time the ceremony would take place at Westminster Abbey conducted by the Archbishop of Canterbury. No expense was spared for the lavish banquet which followed, because, of course the whole nation had to be made aware that a most grievous error had now been corrected. How could they treat this prince so badly who was  descended from every king since William the Conqueror.

‘You thought that by allowing a humiliating coronation, you could deny me my inheritance, then everything to your fetid, foul ends would follow!

So happiness would be bestowed on you, oh yes you, and unto me only the most unspeakable sorrow!

But you did not realise that there were those who acknowledged that what has passed since 1066 was right and just and will inevitably lead towards a better tomorrow!’

Henry certainly did not hesitate to punish people when he thought it necessary. The young king was acutely aware of his dignity as monarch and expected the utmost respect at all times. When Fawkes de Breaute, a former ally who had hosted Henry for Christmas 1217 displeased him, the king ordered Bedford castle which was in the possession of de Breaute’s loyalists to surrender. However the garrison had the temerity to refuse and Henry took this  affront to his regal dignity very personally.

You common foot soldiers, you don’t give me, the king, total respect?

Then from my royal person, no mercy can you expect!

You traitors might answer, ah what the heck!

But I swear that I will stretch each and every lousy neck!’

Henry successfully besieged the castle and hanged the captured soldiers.

A rather unsavoury aspect of Henry’s reign was his treatment of the Jewish people. Such tyranny was not new in England or indeed elsewhere in Christendom where many decried the Jewish people as ‘Christ killers.’ The senior clergy were steeped in prejudice against those of the Jewish faith. Compared with some others, particularly the Archbishop of Canterbury, Stephen Langton, Henry was probably more  liberal in his attitude towards the Jewish people. Henry’s wife, the strong willed Eleanor of Provence was an enthusiastic anti-Semite.

Eleanor of Provence. Queen consort of England.

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Nonetheless, the king, with his perennial problem of funds, taxed the Jewish community, mercilessly. In 1233 a law was passed that stated that only those Jews who could prove their value to the Crown could reside in England. Those deemed as being of little use to royal authority or more accurately the exchequer, were required to leave the country.

‘Crucifixion! Crucifixion!

The scene is set for some nasty racial/religious friction!’

However in 1255, there occurred one ghastly and bizarre incident which did not reflect at all well on King Henry. An eight year old boy, Hugh went missing in Lincoln and his body was later discovered in a well. It was reported that Hugh had last been seen alive, playing with some Jewish boys. Another factor was the presence of a large number of Jewish visitors in the city attending the wedding of two members of very wealthy Jewish families. Between traditional loathing, enduring suspicion and plain rotten jealousy, the scene was set for a very nasty case of anti-Semitic violence.

The Jewish revellers ventured to Lincoln to attend a sumptuous wedding feast!

There they encountered conduct that rendered the perpetrators lower than any beast!’

A rumour spread that Hugh had been abducted by the Jewish community and crucified. A Jewish man called Copen confessed to one of Henry’s inner circle, John of Lexington that he and other Jews had crucified Hugh. The confession was almost certainly extracted through torture and Copen was promised clemency in return for his ‘honesty’ in taking responsibility for the murder. However, the king had met with Hugh’s mother and was horrified when the woman, distraught with grief told him that her son had been crucified.

‘Moved by the mother’s tears, Henry promised the lady that he would act!

Unfortunately the horrible rumour of crucifixion had no basis in fact!’

Full of pity for the boy’s mother and furious at such a despicable crime, Henry travelled to Lincoln to investigate the matter himself.

‘Never take decisions in a state of high emotion!

The outcome is almost certainly to cause an almighty commotion!’

And indeed a tremendous commotion did occur. When Henry heard of Copen’s confession, he became incandescent with rage and ordered the immediate execution of the unfortunate Jewish man. Many other Jews were arrested and eventually nineteen of them were hanged. The property of the executed men was forfeit to the crown which would of course help to alleviate Henry’s chronic financial circumstances.

An appalling vista of events? The church decided to proclaim the dead boy, Hugh, a saint and a shrine was built at Lincoln cathedral to commemorate his memory. The cathedral was already an  place of pilgrimage, so the new shrine was yet another attraction to prospective pilgrims and this had the pleasing effect of increasing church revenue.

The shrine of St Hugh at Lincoln Cathedral.

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‘We now have another shrine to a saint named Hugh!

Here as we kneel in a cathedral pew!

We will pray, and of course leave a money offering to you!’

 

 

 

 

Henry III A long reign and so much pain!

Henry III A long reign and so much pain!

The King is dead, long live the king!

In death, John managed to achieve that which he could not do in life; he thwarted the will of King Philip ‘Deesgusting’ Augustus. He left as his heir, his son, the nine year old prince Henry. Taken under the wing of that great knight, William Marshall, young Henry was crowned king in Gloucester Cathedral on October 28th 1216. The coronation ceremony took place at Gloucester, because Westminster Abbey was in the hands of the Dauphin. In fact there was no crown to place on the king’s head as it had been lost, possibly in the sands of the Wash. Instead a simple gold circlet was used for the ceremony.

At Henry’s coronation, his head was not adorned with a regal crown!

Yet this did not cause the young king to frown!

He strode to the Cathedral altar, attired in a very fine gown!

Few monarchs have had such an inauspicious start to their reign, and many thought that Henry would soon be removed from the throne. This would later produce its own irony, as Henry would go on to be the longest-serving monarch until Queen Victoria, six hundred years later. Circumstances began to change in Henry’s favour. Many of the nobles who were in revolt against John were not going to make the son pay for the sins of his father. The evil old dog was gone, why continue the hostilities. A number of them decided to shift their allegiance away from the Dauphin Louis, to Henry.

The new king’s ascent to the throne changed the whole very messy picture. Also standing with Henry was the reassuring figure of the 70 year old William Marshall whose reputation as a baronial leader was unmatched in England at that time. The year 1217, saw Marshall secure two vital victories against the king’s enemies. Firstly, at Lincoln in May, and then the old baron foiled a French seaborne assault led by the notorious Eustace the Monk off the coast near Sandwich in August. This engagement was notable for its deployment of an early form of chemical warfare. The English fired pots of lime on to Eustace’s ship, blinding and choking the crew, completely debilitating them. It was a sweet moment for the English as Eustace was a much hated figure and they were bent on revenge.

‘Now it was time to use a weapon containing a concoction of lime!

The English decided that Eustace must pay for his many crimes!’

Eustace was captured and offered a fortune in ransom in return for his life, but the English decided that in this instance, they would forego the loot. The unfortunate monk was summarily executed aboard his own flagship.

‘The pirate monk, Eustace is caught, what a catch!

He sailed into our kingdom intent on English riches to snatch!

He offers a fortune to save his skin, but no, all he gets, is courtesy of an axe!

A well deserved quick, bloody dispatch!

Under the circumstances, Louis had little choice but to sue for peace. This would have been unthinkable less than a year ago when he was sure that the English crown was within his grasp. However fortunes alter, and after peace talks in September 1217, Louis accepted the princely sum of £7,000 to retire to France.

William Marshall now began to restore order to the much disturbed kingdom, ravaged by civil war. In this endeavour, he would labour tirelessly until his death in 1219. It is due to the action of this great knight that England, for better or worse, was bestowed with the longest reign of the medieval period.

So what kind of person would reign for so long? Well, all are agreed that he was nothing like his father, King John. Henry possessed a humility and piety which was totally lacking in his tyrannical predecessor. He loved to attend mass and was known to be moved to tears by the words uttered by the priest when giving the sermon. Henry was generous in his alms giving to the poor, and was happy to carry out the custom of washing the feet of the destitute.

Although he would have been schooled in the knightly arts of combat, the allure of the saddle held little attraction for Henry. The new king would never become a warrior prince like his ancestors and indeed his descendants, his was a more peaceable disposition. The masculine pursuits of the chase which engaged earlier and later monarchs appeared to leave Henry a little cold. The times spent out riding through the rural expanses, hunting wildlife and joyfully bringing their carcasses as trophies back to the royal residence were few.

Henry was to be something of an ‘indoor‘ monarch. When not in church he spent a great deal of time preparing new designs for his castles and palaces. Indeed, his domestic conduct contrasted with that of both his father, John and grandfather, Henry II in other respects. He did not inherit their insatiable lust, and an endless succession of mistresses were not a feature of his bedchamber. All of his life he was devoted to his wife, Eleanor of Provence and their five children. Indeed he became upset if he was separated from them for any length of time at all.

Which leader from the past would Henry adopt as his role model? Julius Caesar, Charlemagne or perhaps his ancestor, William the Conqueror? No he chose Saint Edward the Confessor, the last Saxon king of England as his patron saint.

 

 

Endgame, the song of John could only remain the same!

Endgame, the song of John could only remain the same!

‘ The captains and the king, departed, their faces adorned with smiles!

These lasted but a few yards, not miles!’

‘King John would die in 1216, the following year!

But few if any would shed a tear!’

T’was but a false peace and the king and the rebellious barons both made preparations for the hostilities that all knew would come. In September a royal enemy, Robert Fitz Walter, had taken possession of the strategically vital Rochester castle with an ease that  the king found almost degrading and which sent him into a state of veritable apoplexy.

In a mood of furious resolve he moved to take back the castle. After a long and bloody siege, John was able to recover both the castle and his peace of mind in late November. The king’s victory at Rochester gave huge momentum to his campaign, and greatly sapped the morale of the barons. By December 1215, John’s banner was in the ascendency and the rebels held London, but little else.

‘The New year of 1216 appeared to have good omens for the fortunes of the king!

However the year’s latter months would to him, deliver a terrible sting!’

Nonetheless, the rebels received welcome news from north of the border. The barons now had a new ally in the form of the new king of Scotland, sixteen year old Alexander.

‘The newly crowned King of Scots was but a mere boy!

But to the rebellious barons of England, he brought great joy!’

Alexander II King of Scotland.

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The king of Scots marched into England to aid the barons, and John was determined to teach the boy monarch a lesson that he would never forget.  The early months of 1216 witnessed a conflict that wrought great hardship on the unfortunate population as John travelled north, destroying so much in his wake.

John’s terrible war of attrition bore him great fruit, and he crossed the border ravaging  southern Scotland with a savage meticulousness. The boy King of Scots had indeed been given a hard lesson in warcraft by the old king of England and it was one which John delivered with undisguised relish.

In the spring of 1216, John decided to turn southwards and quickly routed his enemies in eastern England. That done, it was time to lance the irritating boil that was London.

‘I will turn the rebellious rats out of their riverside nest!

This is a task that will be accomplished with aplomb and zest!

If you wish to join me or indeed oppose me, be my guest!’

Brave words, but sometimes actions fail to live up to statements of intent. Unfortunately for the king, his efforts to take London failed. John launched both a land, and seaborne assault, on the city but the rebels managed to repel the twin attacks. London held firm and the barons eagerly awaited the arrival of the Dauphin, Louis, son of King Philip ‘Deesgusting’ Augustus.

This was a disembarkation that John was determined to prevent. In fact, he hatched a plan to stop the embarkation of Louis, and keep him land bound in France.  The king sent his navy to attack the French fleet whilst they were still anchored in various ports.

‘The English sailors sailed forth so noble and brave!

But all that awaited so many of them was a watery grave!’

However, luck was not with the royal mariners and the ocean faring enterprise ended in disaster. A huge storm destroyed many of the ships and those which survived were dispersed far and wide. The obstacle of the English navy now conveniently removed by the force of nature, Louis set sail for England, landing at Sandwich in May.

For some strange reason the advent of the Dauphin caused John to retreat from the east towards the west. The king declined to engage the French in combat. Louis then proceeded to march across the south-east unhindered by John, and soon secured both Canterbury and the much mentioned Rochester castle. By June, Louis was in possession of both London and Winchester. John’s kingdom appeared close to collapse and his supporters were deserting him and making peace with the Dauphin. John fled to Corfe castle and within its imposing walls he sat and cursed his chronic luck.

The king attempted a comeback against the Dauphin and the rebel barons and even tried to ambush King Alexander of Scotland who had come south to affirm his allegiance to Louis. John was enraged at the barefaced cheek of the boy and he swore to teach the Scottish teenager a permanent lesson.

‘I am appalled, Alex at your total lack of essential respect!

From me, no mercy can you reasonably expect!’

The old hound’s attempt to tan the young pup’s hide as he had done earlier in the year failed as the teenage monarch managed to elude his forces.

‘From his audience with Louis, Alexander went forth!

Riding happily back to his kingdom in the north!

The Scot flushed with pride having received the dauphin’s blessing!

As for King John, the chaos of recent events simply kept him guessing!’

In October whilst travelling through East Anglia, John was afflicted with dysentery. The king directed his entourage to make their way through the Wash in Lincolnshire. The Wash is a large bay, square in shape and is very shallow in certain places at low tide. It leads out to the North Sea. The royal train, complete with many valuables, set off along the shallow areas as this was a short-cut, or so it seemed. However the tide came in at a faster rate than the waggons could move, and many supplies including it is said, part of the Crown jewels, were swept away.

‘The incoming tide dealt the king a cruel blow!

But John’s earthly journey did not have long to go!’

The Wash.

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John’s health continued to deteriorate as October progressed and he sought respite at Newark. He must have known that he was dying, and his physical discomfort was probably less painful than the knowledge that his nemesis King Philip ‘Deesgusting’ Augustus, would be overjoyed when he heard of his demise. Writhing in his death throes, John would be tormented by thoughts that the French king’s son and not his own son, the nine year old Henry, would become King of England. The mental anguish at this horrific prospect could only have hastened his death, which occurred on October 19th 1216.

King John was entombed in Worcester Cathedral.

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Now away to Runnymede where there occurred a significant historical deed!

Now away to Runnymede where there occurred a significant historical deed!

‘On the fair field at Runnymede,

the barons would force John to rein in his terrible greed!’

The year 1214 saw the continuing conflict between John and Philip ‘de-esgusting’ Augustus. John had sought support among the English barons for an invasion of France, but found that interest was at best lukewarm. In the event, many of them sent their excuses and sat out the conflict this side of the Channel. Why?

‘ The smart money says that in any contest the French king!

Well, he’s simply gonna knock John, clean out of the ring!

But despite this, all was not entirely lost!

Events conspired to make John feel a trip to France was worth the cost!’

A number of French nobles had switched their allegiance from ‘Deesgusting Augustus’ to John, and this encouraged him to move against the French king. This caused John to be contemptuous of the English nobility. He announced:

‘ Hey you cowardly dogs, I have less faith in you than I do in my old hound, Rover!

You can wait, idly watching events in France from the white cliffs of Dover!

Until my destruction of ‘Deesgusting’ Augustus and his motley army is over!’

The White Cliffs of Dover as seen from France.

John landed in France at La Rochelle in February 1214.

Vauclair Castle, La Rochelle.

 After an enthusiastic start, he was eventually out-manoeuvred by his French nemesis. In September, John signed an unsatisfactory truce with the French king. The military operation in France had proved to be an expensive flop that had drained the treasury. The nobility back in England were not sympathetic and on his return to England, he was taunted with:

‘It was absolute folly to go!

Didn’t we all gather here tell you so?

Now you know

That all it brought you was a load of aggro!’

John was determined to reassert his authority and recoup his financial losses from the war.

‘So what to do?’

What is the best idea in the king’s view!

‘I am going to tax each and every one of you!’

John was desperate to replenish his empty coffers. He decided to exact a scutage, an extra payment from the barons which greatly infuriated them. The spirit of rebellion permeated the fresh English air and many a baron threatened to break their oath of fealty to John. These barons insisted that the king grant them an official document or charter, that would guarantee them certain rights. They regarded John’s rule as one bordering on tyranny, and this they were resolved to stop. The king’s response was to attempt to marshal the clergy, with whom he was now reconciled, to his side against the nobles. John even petitioned the Pope, with whom he had long been in conflict with, to intervene in the dispute. Both sides prepared for conflict. After an inauspicious start, the rebel barons were in possession of London by May 1215. They besieged the Tower of London, whose garrison were still loyal to John, but the barons managed to gain possession of the royal treasury at Westminster. Additional rebellions broke out across England and the Welsh leader Llywelyn had invaded Shropshire.

Llywelyn the Great.

Llywellyn the Great

In the north, the King of Scots, Alexander II was granting aid to the rebels and all the time, ‘Deesgusting’ Augustus was encouraging the barons and lending them his support.

Seal of Alexander II of Scotland.

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‘Opposition from north, east and west!

John was forced to give conflict a rest!’

Finally in June 1215, the document known as the ‘Great Charter’ or ‘Magna Carta’ was presented to John at Runnymede.

King John signs Magna Carta at Runnymede in June 1215.

The underlying principle of the Charter was that the Crown was not above the law. One of the clauses bound the king not to levy any payments other than those which had been traditionally rendered. Another referred to the rights of all freemen under English law. The king agreed, and it appeared that the charter when signed, sealed and delivered had brought peace to England’s green and oft troubled lands.

The tedious ordeal of bureaucracy now over, the king and nobles then relaxed, smiled and all departed from the fair field at Runnymede with a feeling of some satisfaction. A stillness descended throughout the realm, but before long the sound of steel against steel would be heard once again.

 

 

John falls out with the Pope and showing himself an anti – semite, on the Jewish people he puts the bite!

John falls out with the Pope and showing himself an anti – semite, on the Jewish people he puts the bite!

‘The people known as the Jews,

had always to the English Crown paid their dues!

Now John behaved in a way that gave every child of Israel, a particularly nasty case of the blues!’

In his desperate quest for money, John turned to England’s Jewish community and taxed them mercilessly.  In 1210 he had the entire adult Jewish population arrested and demanded that they give a full account of their wealth or lack of it.  Even the poorer members amongst the Jewish people were subject to this appalling scrutiny.  The king now declared that the loans made by the Jewish people were to be immediately transferred to the crown.  John’s high handed treatment of the Jewry had a knock on effect on his own English subjects. Christian borrowers now found themselves confronted by a demand for immediate re-payment to the exchequer.  The Jewish lenders were happy to allow their borrowers time to repay; not John.

‘Borrowing from the Jewish banks!

You paid interest and with some thanks!

When from John the people do borrow!

The result for all will be a great deal of sorrow’!

Furthermore many Jewish people suffered violence and some were forced to leave the kingdom. This episode left an indelible stain on the reign of King John for posterity.

Pope Innocent thinks that King John is not innocent, but guilty!  

Pope Innocent III

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In July 1205 the see of Canterbury became vacant on the death of Hubert Walter and this led to a rift between the English Crown and Rome.  John had wanted his own candidate, John de Gray to be Archbishop of Canterbury and was unhappy with the Pope’s appointment of Stephen Langton to the position.  There were two issues here, one was that John, as king, felt that he should be consulted about such an important appointment as a matter of course. The second was Stephen Langton himself.  The king’s principal objection to Langton was that he had been consorting with his enemies in France and was therefore unsuitable for the position.

The Pope selected Langton but the king wanted de Gray!

For the kingdom of England, big trouble was on the way!

Innocent decided to place England and Wales under interdict, the terms of which were read out in every church on Sunday March 23rd 1208.  Mass was no longer to be said nor the sacraments administered.  Marriages could not take place in church and the dead were not to be buried in consecrated ground.

The interdict struck at the very heart of medieval life and its structure.  This meant that religious practices, so important to people, could no longer be performed.  The entire nation went into a religious and spiritual limbo.

Incensed, John responded by confiscating all of the property of every cleric in the kingdom. Thereby taking advantage of a most unfortunate situation in order to enrich himself.

‘Does this not show the measure of King John the man!

For the denial of important religious observances, he don’t give a damn’!

He’s coining the church’s cash

Therefore giving the papal treasury something of a bash.

Nothing produced by the church lands found its way to Rome; it flowed into the Exchequer. Innocent excommunicated the king in November 1209.  Initially the Pope’s actions appeared not to have troubled John unduly.  However, this would change in 1213 with the prospect of an invasion of England by his old nemeses, King Philip ‘deesgusting’ Augustus of France. The king was made a little uneasy by the fact that people believed the prophecy of a hermit, Peter of Wakefield who said that the crown of England would pass to another by Ascension Day, 1213.

The seer appeared to be indicating that John would be dead by the spring of that year. John was enraged that anyone would have the temerity to predict that he would lose his crown. He had the hermit incarcerated at Corfe castle to await Ascension Day which would fall on the 23rd of May. The hermit’s prediction had come at a time of some anxiety for John. The king was very disturbed by the news that the impending invasion by ‘deesgusting’ Augustus was supported by the papacy. This was extremely bad news and John thought long and hard about a solution to his predicament.

‘The man in Rome is backing ‘Deegusting’ Augustus in his bid to invade my royal home!

I have no choice but to agree to allow Stephen Langton to wear his Bishop’s hat under Canterbury Cathedral’s dome’!

It was at this point in May 1213 that the king decided to make peace with the Pope and accept Stephen Langton as Archbishop of Canterbury.

Installed at Canterbury at last!

Statue of Stephen Langton at Canterbury.

Statue of Langton from the exterior of Canterbury Cathedral

Then John did something quite extraordinary. On May 15th’ eight days before Ascension Day, in the presence of the papal nuncio, Pandulf, he ceremoniously handed his crown and lands over to the Pope. John announced that he was sorry for his sins and the trouble that he had caused the papacy. In this respect, the prediction of Peter of Wakefield had indeed come to pass but not in the way that so many had anticipated.

‘John grants to the Pope, the kingdoms of England and Eire!

As a sign that from henceforth he will, in his princely dealings be fairer’!

He solemnly declared that the gift of his kingdom to the Holy See was an act of atonement for his past indiscretions. However, John was doing so on the understanding that he be granted his kingdom back as a papal fief. It was an act of symbolism because John retained complete control of his kingdom as monarch. However it had the desired effect of causing Pope Innocent  to withdraw his support for the French king’s invasion. The papal legate, Pandulf visited Philip Augustus and the invasion did not take place!

‘De-esgusting Augustus had hatched a plan so pernicious!

But I outwitted him and it tastes absolutely delicious!

My kingdom from French invasion is now safe and secure!

The expression on Deesgusting Augustus’s face is angry and dour!’

John was jubilant at his success in thwarting De-esgusting Augustus and he decided that a grand celebration was in order. The date for the festivities to begin was surprisingly enough, Ascension Day which that year fell on May 23rd. John decided that the venue for the revelry was to be Ewell and a joyous celebration it was for the assembled nobles and senior clerics. The guests pitched their grand, colourful tents in the luscious green fields and caught up with old friends and jested as only old acquaintances can. They all feasted royally and the entertainment was splendid, as indeed the occasion warranted. The king was in fine mettle amidst the general merriment, as the fourteenth anniversary of his coronation was to fall four days later on May 27th.

One significant aspect of the celebrations which was important to John was left unnoticed by the invited guests. Although some might have noticed a cryptic smile on the kings lips as he sipped from his goblet, few could have discerned its origin.

This was because the event took place many miles away in Dorset on May 28th. The hermit, Peter of Wakefield who had predicted that the crown of England would pass to another before Ascension Day 1213 was taken from Corfe castle and hanged until quite dead.

The bailey of Corfe Castle which was built around the time of Peter of Wakefield.

The unfortunate seer’s only company on this, his last involuntary public appearance was his son who shared the same fate as his father.

Sometimes being proved right can really be the wrong thing to do.

 

1207 Onwards and upwards to Runnymede!

1207 Onwards and upwards to Runnymede!

‘Now that John’s French empire had been disastrously lost!

He turned west in an attempt to recoup the enormous cost’!

Ireland had been the first land bequeathed to John,and for a while it was expected that it would be the only one that he would inherit.

‘To John, the youngest son, a mere morsel of land!

However before long, fate would play it’s own decisive hand’!

His brothers all dead, John remained the only royal Plantagenet standing.

Medieval Ireland.

HIBERNIAE REGNUM tam in praecipuas ULTONIAE, CONNACIAE, LAGENIAE, et MOMONIAE, quam in minores earundem Provincias, et Ditiones subjacentes peraccuraté divisum

King John, preoccupied with the threat to his continental holdings from ‘De-esgusting Augustus’, had afforded Eire’s western shores little thought.  In the wake of the loss of the French territories, this minor jewel in the crown began to assume a greater importance. John now sought to exercise greater control over Ireland.  The reason for this was that as his barons became bereft of their French estates, they sought compensation for their loss by extending operations in Ireland.  This concerned John, and he decided to check their actions by altering the way that Ireland was ruled.  John’s restructuring of the governance of Ireland in the south-west of the country adversely affected one William de Briouze, once a royal favourite who controlled the city of Limerick.

The coat of arms of the de Briouze family.

 

This would lead to of the more notorious episodes of  King John’s reign.

The debts of great men.

With the loss of his French estates, John became rather short of funds.

‘With financial matters giving so little ease!

The nobles, their revenue, I, John must squeeze!

If unforthcoming with payment, their assets I will seize!’

When the barons were awarded lands by the Crown, they were of course expected to pay for the privilege.  However, it had always been understood that these payments were to be made over a very long period of time.  His royal predecessors had adhered to this custom, but after 1207, John did not.  A new policy of swift repayment was implemented and if not, the penalty was imprisonment and/or the surrendering of hostages.

‘If in payment you cause delay!

You will soon receive notice one day!

To surrender hostages in the form of your wife, son and daughter!

A refusal to pay might well end in their eventual slaughter’!

William de Briouze, the lord of Limerick rebelled at what he considered King John’s unreasonable terms regarding repayment.  After a long conflict, John managed to capture de Briouze’s wife Matilda, and her son William the younger in 1211.  Matilda had once greatly angered the king at what she said to his messenger when she refused to hand over her children as a hostages.

I will not deliver my sons to your lord, King John, for he foully murdered his nephew Arthur, for whom he should have cared honourably.’

This reference to Arthur of Brittany’s alleged fate was an unpardonable act in John’s eyes. Many thought it true that Arthur had died at John’s hands, but very few would say so aloud. Clearly the punishment would have to fit the crime and of course it most certainly did. John had Matilda and her son imprisoned, where they were deliberately starved to death. This foul deed probably occurred at Corfe castle in Dorset.

Corfe Castle.

It appears that William died first, because when their bodies were discovered, the young man’s cheeks had been badly gnawed by his starving mother. This desperate intake of sustenance was to no avail, as she too died in the same dungeon.  William de Briouze the elder had escaped to France, but would die shortly after his wife and son.  It is said that he died of shock and grief at the manner of their demise.

This action did little to enhance King John’s standing amongst the nobility.  When Magna Carta was drawn up in 1215, clause 39 may well have been written with the fate of Matilda and her son in mind.

‘No man shall be taken,  imprisoned, outlawed, banished or in any way destroyed, nor will we proceed against or prosecute him except by the lawful judgement of his peers or by the law of the land.’

The road to Runnymede, a veritable path of discord and greed!

The road to Runnymede, a veritable path of discord and greed!

In 1215 the English barons forced King John to sign Magna Carta (Great Charter) at Runnymede. This document was an important turning point in the history of the English monarchy.  The king did not want to agree to its provisions so why did he sign it?  The reason lay in John’s own character.  Losing Normandy and the other French lands was one of the first steps in the direction of Runnymede and it would not be the last.

You mean to say that the French soldiers gained access by charging up the garderobe chute?

Yeah, Goodness knows they surprised us all,  it really was the most unexpected assault route!

And by doing so they gained  entry to our beloved Normandy in order to burn, rape and loot!

Well that’s exactly what happened, and some are saying that dear King John needs the boot!

 This sentiment would gradually spread and eventually gain momentum amongst the nobility over the next few years.  However, in the meantime, the embarrassing way that Normandy was lost was a source of considerable discomfort to the king.

Ohh!  The chortles and guffaws regarding toilets that greeted John as he slunk back into England must have caused him great dismay.

John I

Toilet humour held sway, it was most certainly and indeed most properly the order of the day!

After all it was the garderobe chute built by King John which resulted in the English crown being driven from the fray!

At your convenience, your majesty’ was simply no longer part of the script followed by domestic factotums when the king visited the various royal households after the debacle of Chateau Gaillard.  Toilet jokes were doing the rounds in the hostelries and taverns of England in the aftermath of the crown’s ignominious ejection from Normandy. A gang of raucous youths at the back of the crowd at one gathering were heard to chant:

‘If your majesty had stuck with a simple chamber pot, you would not have lost the whole continental lot!

But you insisted on building that wretched garderobe and this is what you have jolly well got!’

The pointed resentment of the populace at the circumstances of the king’s arrival at Rochester castle was clearly made manifest.  The slyly smirking sentries deliberately positioned across the moat from the base of the garderobe by a royal official with a healthy sense of humour, their shoulders contorting with mirth as the king passed, was a sight hardly calculated to alleviate John’s rather downbeat  mood as he entered the castle’s portals for a night’s rest and respite. The soldiers grinning visages, with their spears jeeringly pointing to the garderobe chute of Rochester castle, constituting a veritable nightmare for John even before the bed chamber candles had been extinguished.

Rochester castle as it stands today.

A stone tower with windows; the ones higher up are larger.

Nevertheless, the king was soon scheming to get back at the man whom he had bitterly termed as ‘De-esgusting’ Augustus.  In this endeavour John had to face a rather awkward fact of life, many of his barons including the much respected William Marshall owed allegiance to the French king because they also held lands in France.

William Marshall in combat as depicted by contemporary historian, Matthew Paris.

A medieval drawing of William the Marshal riding a horse, impaling another knight with a lance.

For this reason a sizeable number of them declined to support John’s campaign to wrestle his former lands from ‘De-esgusting’ Augustus.  The French king was not slow to remind the barons of the implications of the situation:

‘You Anglo Norman barons hold your French estates at my generous pleasure!

If you support John, upon your heads I will bring a really quite considerable amount of pressure!’

 John’s two predecessors Henry II and Richard, faced with the same obstacle of potentially divided baronial loyalties, were able to overcome it whereas he was unable to do so.  Therein lay the measure of the man and indeed there too, was to be found the source of the first step on the path to the field at Runnymede.

In May of 1206, John returned to France making his way to Poitou where the nobles, although not greatly enamoured of him, were somewhat less so of the King of France.  Well, perhaps it appears that John, rather than Philip, appeared the lesser of two evils as a consideration in the barons fickle but understandably self-serving political calculations.  In any case John managed to consolidate support in the region and in September he crossed the Loire to Normandy.

The flag of Poitou.

Flag of Poitou

However John’s endeavours failed to match his aims and little more than a month later in October, he concluded a most embarrassing two year truce with King Philip ‘de-esgusting’ Augustus. To many on either side of the English Channel, John’s military talents appeared to be really quite sorely, indeed dangerously lacking.

Both in England and in France, he was cruelly mocked as King John ‘softsword’!

But in truth, t’was the only title that anyone, unto John, could duly award!

So John! Yea John is a monarch that a kingdom can ill afford!

Bringing it all back home!

John’s conduct in England was no more distinguished than it had been on French territory. One of John’s less enlightened initiatives was to replace some of the English shire sheriffs with the French mercenary chieftains whom he had inexplicably grown to trust. These rough fellows had made a thorough nuisance of themselves in Normandy and would proceed to the do the same in England. Taxation had never been particularly popular, but giving the task of extracting the revenue to foreigners whose modus operandi was considerably less than diplomatic, made it even less palatable.  The newly installed foreign officials also earned the intense resentment of the English nobility who were angered at being displaced by them as the king’s counsellors.

Recently widowed? Time to remarry!

However with John as king there could be reason to tarry!

Imagine holding a grieving, widowed lady to high ransom!

Over her desire to marry a man whom she finds so incredibly handsome!

John’s treatment of noble widows was an significant paving stone on the the road to Runnymede. The medieval monarch had the right to demand a payment from a moneyed widow in the event of her marrying again.  His predecessors had asked the ladies for a relatively light fee, but John now exacted a greatly inflated amount to gain his permission for the nuptials to take place.

Hey honey!

Really looking forward to seeing you at the steps of the altar!

Mmm, gorgeous, but with the king’s high price, marital proceedings might well falter!

The years of the royal reign that John had so greatly coveted had not been kind. The king had lost much of the Angevin empire but he was now steering a course that was to lose him even more.

‘Johnny Loads of Land returns to being Johnny Lackland!’.

‘Johnny Loads of Land returns to being Johnny Lackland!’.

‘You know Johnny you are sliding back to being:  I, John lack land’!

‘Johnny, you forgot that you have to keep faith with your original loyal band’!

‘But Johnny…. you didn’t, well, perhaps you couldn’t!

So your huge inherited empire eventually turned into sand’!

News of John’s appalling and foolish conduct in Normandy was music to the ears of Philip ‘de-esgusting’ Augustus.  The king of France had long cast covetous eyes over its green and fertile terrain.

The year of 1204 was not a happy one for King John.  In March, ‘de-esgusting’ Augustus won an important victory over him and in April, his mother, the inimitable Eleanor died at the age of about eighty one .

The death of a woman who was married to both the king of England and the king of France, and whose two sons also wore the crown of England, cannot go without appropriate comment.

R.I.P

Eleanor of Acquitaine.

Eleanor of Aquitaine

This remarkable woman, who had been the wife of two kings and also the mother of two more, died at Fontevraud on March 31st 1204.  The two marriages brought happiness to neither bride nor the bridegroom.

Eleanor’s first husband, King Louis VI of France whom she married in 1137 was the father of King Philip Augustus, the future nemesis of the Plantagenet clan.

The marriage ceremony of King Louis of France and Eleanor of Aquitaine.

Manuscript illustration showing the marriage of Eleanor and Prince Louis in 1137

In 1147 Eleanor had accompanied Louis on the Second Crusade, and endured its rigours with her customary enthusiasm and fortitude.  However, when the union produced no son, the couple had had their marriage annulled on grounds of consanguinity.  This was ironic as Eleanor would bear five sons with her second husband Henry II of England whom she married in 1152.  To live to be over eighty in the 12th century was quite an incredible feat, and longevity was clearly a boon to a woman who believed that life was for living to the full.  In Eleanor’s case a long life did not come without some considerable personal cost and tragedy.  Of the ten children  that Eleanor bore, only two, Eleanor of Castille and John would survive her.

Joan of Sicily who would predecease her mother.

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In August of 1203 the French King made his move by besieging the Lionheart’s flagship Chateau Gaillard, eventually capturing it in the next melancholy year.  Situated on the bank of the Seine at Andelys, Richard had built this massive castle to act as an impregnable obstacle to Philip ‘de-esgusting’ Augustus in the event of his attempting to invade Normandy.  Indeed, Chateau Gaillard was generally considered as being impervious to assault, but the fickleness of the Lionheart’s younger brother King John had yet to be factored in.  It was the events at Chateau Gaillard that  would earn John his nickname ‘softsword’.

The commander of the Chateau Gaillard was the loyal Roger de Lacy from Pontrefact in Yorkshire.  Confident behind the castle’s huge defensive walls, de Lacy did nonetheless expect John to send the necessary supplies and also an army to successfully raise the siege.  In the event, neither expectation was realised and the siege would last eight months.

John conceived a plan to raise the siege, which consisted of a combined strategy involving a closely concerted land and water borne  attack manoeuvre.  It was a bold and really quite imaginative strategy which was calculated to  succeed, but unfortunately for John and fortuitously for ‘de-sgusting’ Augustus, circumstances dictated otherwise.  Roger de Lacy had destroyed the nearby bridge in order to stop the French army from being able to move from one side of the Seine to the other.  King Philip ordered that a line of boats be placed across the Seine to act as a substitute bridge.

Chateau Gaillard as it is today.

The ruins of a castle in grey limestone. It dominates the landscape.

John decided to send heavily armed supply boats which were to destroy the French ‘boat-bridge’ and then deliver the urgently needed provisions to the besieged army.  Simultaneously, a land force was to attack the besiegers who, once their bridge of boats had been destroyed, would be trapped on one bank of the Seine with their backs to the river.

Sadly for John, his attempt to defeat Philip ‘de-esgusting’ Augustus on the banks of the Seine were all in vain!

This failure would result in the loss of Normandy, Anjou, most of Poitou and all of  Maine!

However, the supply flotilla failed to arrive on time because John’s commanders had misjudged the timing of the currents.  This miscalculation ensured the failure of the land borne assault. Initially, the attack by John’s forces under William Marshall was successful, as the French were taken by surprise.  But because their ‘boat-bridge’ was still intact, the French were able to retreat across it to the other bank and regroup in preparation for a counter-attack.  The French army’s endeavours were successful, and John’s army was driven back.  John also tried to draw the besiegers away by wreaking havoc in Brittany but Philip ‘de-esgusting’ Augustus failed to take the bait.  In despair, John gave up on Chateau Gaillard and to the disgust of his followers decamped for England.  The siege continued into the spring of 1204.

John’s brother, the Lionheart had designed and built the massive structure that was and is Chateau Gaillard.  The fortress’s  high towers, immense walls and the rooftops of its lofty chambers, made it an incredible sight to behold to anyone sailing casually along the Seine.  It was the Lionheart’s memorial and monument, constructed to defend and also to endure.  A towering construction built by a sovereign who towered over others.

Kid brother John’s only contribution to the vast building was the addition of a chapel and a garderobe, in other words, a toilet.  It was John’s decision to cater for the voiding of his bladder and bowels whilst residing there that were to have fatal consequences not only for Chateau Gaillard but also for the Angevin empire.

King John built a toilet by the chapel so that when he went to pray he would not be caught short!

Because of the king’s need of a convenience, we are now going to lose the whole damn fort!

The French army were able to reach the outer bailey by conventional methods of warfare such as siege engines.

The defenders then retreated to the inner bailey.  The French soldiers happened to notice the chute of John’s recently built lavatory, and realised that this offered them a relatively safe but foul-smelling and extremely slippery passageway to the inner bailey.  Clambering up,  sliding  and slipping amidst the faecal matter that inevitably gathered along the toilet tunnel, Philip’s men must have been euphoric at the shock that they were about to deliver to the garrison.  History does not record whether the toilet was being used at the time, but if it was, this would be for one unsuspecting soldier, the very last call of nature.  There would never be another!

Soon John’s men were surprised by hordes of French soldiers dripping with urine and covered in excrement as they hurtled towards the startled defenders.  The oncoming stench twisting their nostrils, the besieged soldiers tried their best to repel the fetid intruders.  One of John’s men may well have crudely remarked:

This battle is really going down the toilet!

Another might have replied:

No! the problem is actually coming up through the toilet!

The sewage encrusted French soldiers with their their filth smeared weapons drove John’s men back as they fought to stand their ground in the Chateau’s vast domain.

‘I know that war is a dirty business but this is ridiculous!

Abandoned by his king, Roger de Lacy, knowing that he had no option surrendered to Philip ‘de-esgusting’ Augustus in March 1202.  This capitulation, along with the death of his mother only weeks later, made the spring of 1204 an especially memorable, nay unforgettable, one for King John.  However, worse was yet to come for the last of Henry and Eleanor’s sons.

King Henry II and Queen Eleanor at court. Together at the apex of the Angevin empire.

By 1206, John had been relieved of most of the Plantagenet family’s continental possessions.  So now King John was rightly named John ‘Lackland’.